– the very great leader counts only what he thinks worth counting – marks birdies as eagles – eagles as albatrosses – he has few bogeys – as if he would – grinds out another sub-par round – accepts sychophant accolades – the chicken flu thing can wait – 19th hole – maybe one of the secret service boys will have a useful angle – a way around – a hacker’s slice skirting a water hazard –
