Rake surface of flat rock with feet. Preheat to forty degrees C. Spread grass seeds, mixed grain and insects evenly across rock. Screech while stomping on ingredients to form bottom crust. Crack remaining seeds with beak. Wing-beat cracked seeds in bowl with koel eggs, butter and milk. Pour on preheated rock. While pie is baking, don covida costume. Invite dinner guests to perform thirty to forty acrobatic tricks on telephone wires while waiting. Rip and chew masks. Toss hot pie with dandelion and grass salad.
– Julie Chevalier